... Российский ракетный бункер!

"... Boris, why you make post title in Russian?"
"Ah, my sweet little bobo-link Natasha, it is so Capitalist American Swine 
can practice the language of their soon to be conquering overlord persons!"
"Boris- you idiot! You give away secret plans!
Next you will be telling them it is glorious SS-9 design!"